A journalist once asked the poet Carl Sandberg what the ugliest word in the English language is. Apparently he considered the question deeply, rolling it around in his mind. After a few moments, he said that the ugliest word is:
Well, I’m not going to argue. I’m many things, but I’m no poet.
So here we go.
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